I'm going to murder your family.
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Fuck yeah metal \m/

veegannn:

tommyxvx:

shaving23spiders:

His palms are sweaty, knees weak
arms spaghetti
there’s vomit on spaghetti already
mom’s spaghetti
He’s nervous, but on the surface he looks calm spaghetti
to drop bombs
but he keeps on spaghetti

FUCK

this made me laugh way more than it should have.. 

Me laugh.

Posted: 15 hours ago

My boyfriend just said “I wish I was a raging bitch, like you”. And when I said I was going to post that on tumblr he said “you know what you should post about? Killing yourself”

Posted: 17 hours ago

Thought was impossible for vegans to hate other vegans. Once again I am wrong.

Posted: 1 day ago
Same.
Logic.

If everyone was cats, I wouldn’t hate everyone.

Posted: 1 day ago

tinydragongina:

If you laugh at jokes about raping people I will laugh at my fist punching your throat because sure it’s violent and demeaning but I think it’s funny so why aren’t you laughing get off the floor and stop whining I am trying to assert that my desire to make a joke out of your traumatic experience is more important than your pain it’s called Freedom of Speech read a book.

(Source: eowyning, via eventhebutchersdaughter)